THCA

Tangerine Dream – Citrus Bliss, Relaxing Ease

Sweet Orange Happiness with a Touch of Calm

Tangerine Dream Strain Details:

• Type: Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning)

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.39%

• Effects: Uplifted, euphoric, relaxed, mood-boosting

• Terpene Profile: Tangerine, orange, citrus zest, earthy sweet

Tangerine Dream is all about that sweet citrus zing — it’s as refreshing as biting into a juicy tangerine on a sunny afternoon. A cross of G13, Neville's Haze, and an unknown strain, this hybrid combines the best of both worlds: energetic, uplifting vibes with a balanced, mellow undertone that keeps things chill.

The aroma is a burst of fresh citrus: tangerine and orange, with a sweet, earthy undertone that rounds it out perfectly. It's like your favorite citrus drink — but with a smooth cannabis twist.

The high is bright and euphoric, giving you that happy, feel-good vibe while relaxing your body without weighing you down. Great for a stress-free weekend vibe, whether you're out exploring or just unwinding on the couch.

Purple Dream – Sweet, Mellow, and Mentally Clear

Where Dreamy Calm Meets Creative Clarity

Purple Dream Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 23.98%

• Effects: Relaxed, creative, euphoric, calming

• Terpene Profile: Sweet berry, grape, earthy floral

Purple Dream is exactly what it sounds like: a mellow, sweet journey that’ll take you into a relaxed, happy state. A cross of Purple Kush and Blue Dream, this hybrid is perfect for those who want deep relaxation without the couch-lock, along with a touch of mental clarity.

Its flavor is a fruity blend of sweet berries, grapes, and earthy floral undertones. It’s smooth and refreshing, making each inhale feel like a mini vacation.

The effects are uplifting but calm — a euphoric mental high that enhances creativity and focus, combined with a heavy body relaxation that leaves you feeling like you're floating. Ideal for socializing, light creative work, or just kicking back with some good music.

Lemon Pound Cake – Zesty Lift, Buttery Smooth

Dessert-Flavored Energy with a Side of Chill

Lemon Pound Cake Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 15.75%

• Effects: Uplifted, focused, relaxed, stress relief

• Terpene Profile: Lemon zest, vanilla, sweet cake batter, light diesel

Lemon Pound Cake (also known as Lemon Cake) is a deliciously uplifting strain that balances sweet bakery vibes with a shot of citrus energy. A likely cross of Lemon Skunk and Cheese, it’s bright, aromatic, and just funky enough to remind you it packs a serious punch.

Flavors open with tangy lemon zest and buttery vanilla cake, rounded out by a subtle diesel undertone that adds depth. It’s a flavor-forward smoke that tastes as good as it feels.

The high brings focus and light euphoria, with a calming undercurrent that keeps anxiety in check. Perfect for creative work, afternoon hangs, or turning a boring chore into a mood-lifting mission.

Gelato Cream – Sweet Dreams, Smooth Landing

Dessert-Like Chill with a Silky Finish

Gelato Cream Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 20.65%

• Effects: Relaxed, blissful, mentally calm

• Terpene Profile: Creamy vanilla, sweet berries, light floral earth

Gelato Cream is dessert for your nervous system. While the exact cross may vary, this creamy cousin of the Gelato family brings the smooth, sweet flavors you’d expect — with a mellow, full-body high that tastes as good as it feels.

The terpene profile is indulgent: vanilla bean, sweet berries, and a touch of floral earth, making for a flavor that’s rich but not overpowering. It's like your favorite scoop of gelato after a long day — chill, satisfying, and seriously mood-lifting.

The effects are calm and cozy: a light head high for mental ease, followed by a slow body melt that won't knock you out but might make you consider a nap. Perfect for winding down or upgrading your evening.

Blizzard Berry – Wild Flavor, Brainstorm Weather

Fruity Funk with a Creative Forecast

Blizzard Berry Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 17.93%

• Effects: Energetic, creative, euphoric

• Terpene Profile: Juicy berry, funky cheese, bold skunk

Blizzard Berry doesn’t tiptoe in — it blows through like a fruit-scented storm, leaving creativity and good vibes in its wake. While its genetic lineage is a bit of a mystery, its effects speak loud and clear: this is your go-to strain for energy, euphoria, and bursts of imaginative brilliance.

The flavor is where things get wild. Imagine ripe berries rolled in funky cheese and kissed with a hint of classic skunk — not for the faint of nose, but a total flavor adventure for fans of the bold and bizarre. It’s a sweet-and-savory whirlwind that hits your taste buds as hard as it hits your brain.

Ideal for sparking ideas, starting new projects, or just breaking out of a mental fog, Blizzard Berry turns up the dial on energy and turns your day into a canvas. When it’s time to shake things up and blow the cobwebs out, light up the storm.

Apple Fritter – Baked-In Bliss, No Oven Required

Sweet, Sticky, and Surprisingly Strong

Apple Fritter Strain Details:

• Type: True Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 23.47%

• Effects: Relaxed, tingly, giggly

• Terpene Profile: Sweet apple, melted butter, funky cheese with earthy undertones

Don’t let the dessert-like name fool you — Apple Fritter hits harder than your average pastry. A deliciously potent hybrid believed to come from Sour Apple and Animal Cookies, this strain serves up balanced effects wrapped in a bakery-fresh flavor profile that’s both sweet and savory.

You’ll catch the scent first: crisp apples sautéed in butter, with a funky cheese note that gives it depth and richness. The flavor follows through with a surprising sweetness, grounded by earthy undertones that make each puff feel indulgent and smooth. If comfort food had a cannabis counterpart, this would be it.

The high starts with a wave of calm and a subtle body tingle, then flips the switch into a giggly, elevated state of mind. Whether you’re chilling with friends, zoning out to music, or just vibing with your own thoughts, Apple Fritter turns every moment into a mood. It’s the perfect recipe for sweet relief — no baking skills required.

Critical – Fast Relief, Smooth Recovery

Big Yields, Bold Effects, and Zero Fuss

Critical Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.20%

• Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, mentally clear

• Terpene Profile: Sweet citrus, skunky diesel, herbal undertones

Critical is all about results. This indica-leaning hybrid is known for its quick onset, generous production, and calming effects that don’t cloud the mind.

Its aroma leads with sweet citrus and classic diesel, grounded by soft herbal notes that round out the sharpness. Bold but never overwhelming.

The high comes on fast — first lifting the mood, then easing the body into a steady, functional calm. Great for stress relief, post-work sessions, or any time you want to slow down without checking out.

Critical is a go-to for a reason. Strong, balanced, and always dependable.

Hindu Kush – Ancient Calm, Timeless Strength

The Landrace Legend That Grounds You Instantly

Hindu Kush Strain Details:

• Type: Pure Indica

• Total Cannabinoids: 30.17%

• Effects: Deeply relaxing, meditative, body-heavy

• Terpene Profile: Earthy pine, sandalwood, sweet spice

Hindu Kush is a foundational strain — a pure indica born in the harsh terrain between Afghanistan and Pakistan. It’s known for its resin-rich buds, tranquil energy, and deeply rooted calm.

The aroma is rich and grounding, with dominant notes of pine and sandalwood, layered with a soft, sweet spice. It's earthy, aromatic, and unmistakably old school.

Expect a steady, full-body high that eases you into stillness. It melts away stress and noise, bringing clarity without stimulation. Perfect for evenings, solitude, or anytime you need a real reset.

Hindu Kush isn’t trendy — it’s eternal. Pure, potent, and as steady as the mountains it came from.

Gov. Oasis – Power Calm, Presidential Flavor

Luxury Loud with a Calm Command

Gov. Oasis Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 17.90%

• Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, steady focus

• Terpene Profile: Pineapple kush, diesel funk, sweet herbs

Gov. Oasis is the kind of strain that rolls in with authority. This indica-dominant hybrid offers a deeply calming high without putting your mind to sleep — think power suit energy with a tropical breeze. It’s cool, collected, and in control.

The nose brings funky diesel layered with hints of overripe pineapple and sweet green herbs — rich, loud, and complex. The high follows suit: a wave of smooth relaxation, but with a clear, centered mind that knows exactly where it's going.

Whether you're kicking back or holding court, Gov. Oasis makes sure you do it in style — with presence, poise, and potent flavor. Command the vibe, don’t chase it.

Trainwreck – Chaos Controlled, Creativity Unleashed

A Blazing Fast High with Legendary Impact

Trainwreck Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.67%

• Effects: Euphoric, energetic, creative rush

• Terpene Profile: Pine, lemon zest, sharp menthol

Don’t let the name fool you — Trainwreck isn’t here to derail your day, but to launch it into overdrive. A storied blend of Mexican, Thai, and Afghani genetics, this hybrid hits fast and hard, bringing an electrifying euphoria that fuels creativity and motivation.

The scent? Sharp and exhilarating. Piney with a blast of lemon and a crisp menthol finish, it’s like breathing in a high-voltage mountain breeze. One hit and the gears start turning — ideas spark, laughter flows, and the world suddenly feels wide open.

This is a strain for adventurers, innovators, and anyone looking to shake off the mundane. With Trainwreck, expect high-speed thinking, intense engagement, and an unforgettable ride.

Thai – Electric Clarity, Jungle Wisdom

Ancient Landrace Power with a Mind-Expanding Twist

Thai Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.37%

• Effects: Uplifted, focused, mentally expansive

• Terpene Profile: Lemongrass, fresh earth, spicy citrus

Straight from the steamy jungles of Southeast Asia, Thai is an original landrace legend that delivers a cerebral sativa high unlike anything else. Known for its soaring mental clarity and razor-sharp focus, this strain is like plugging into the collective wisdom of the rainforest.

The flavor hits with a bold lemongrass note layered over earthy undertones, with a whisper of peppery citrus that tickles the senses. It’s bright, clean, and herbal — a perfect match for the clear-headed, uplifted energy it brings.

Ideal for creatives, deep thinkers, and anyone seeking a pure, undiluted sativa experience, Thai is your go-to for mornings that need momentum or afternoons that demand inspiration. Ancient in origin but forever relevant — a natural classic.

Pink Rozay – Rosé Vibes, Indica Depth

Pretty, Potent, and Surprisingly Heavy

Pink Rozay Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.75%

• Effects: Euphoric, body-heavy, dreamy

• Terpene Profile: Berries, floral wine, sweet citrus, earthy undertones

Don’t let the glam name fool you — Pink Rozay is more than a pretty face. This indica-dominant hybrid brings elegant flavor and full-bodied effects, making it a luxurious smoke with real weight behind it.

You’ll taste a bouquet of fruity berry and citrus with floral wine-like notes and a rich, earthy base. It’s smooth, sweet, and smells just as good as it looks.

The high hits fast with a bubbly euphoria, then slowly melts into a dreamy body high that lingers. Ideal for laid-back evenings, candle-lit unwinds, or anytime you want to elevate your chill with a little extra style.

Malawi Gold – Ancient Sativa, Golden Buzz

Landrace Energy from the Heart of Africa

Malawi Gold Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa (Landrace)

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.12%

• Effects: Energizing, cerebral, clear-headed, creative

• Terpene Profile: Spicy citrus, tropical fruit, earthy herbs

Malawi Gold is one of the rare true landrace strains still available today — a legendary sativa straight from the highlands of Malawi in southeastern Africa. Grown for generations in its native soil, this is cannabis in its purest, most uncut form.

The aroma is wild and vibrant: spicy citrus, hints of tropical fruit, and that sun-drenched earthiness unique to African sativas. The flavor follows through with an herbal kick and a smooth, peppery finish.

Effects are all head — creative, energizing, and euphoric without being overwhelming. If you’re seeking a clear-minded, focused high with a rich cultural history behind it, Malawi Gold is golden indeed.

Granddaddy Purple – Grape, Gas, and Deep Chill

A Classic Indica With That Signature GDP Funk

Granddaddy Purple Distillate Details:

• Type: Indica

• Effects: Calm, soothing, nighttime-ready

• Terpene Profile: Grape candy, earthy, sweet fuel

GDP is a heavy-hitter with a reputation for rich flavor and a deep, calming experience. The grape-forward aroma is layered with earthy, fuel-like undertones that linger long after the exhale.

This indica concentrate is often associated with nighttime use, stillness, or simply unwinding after a long day. It’s not overpowering — just deeply grounding and soothing in all the right ways.

A true throwback strain that still hits modern expectations, Granddaddy Purple is reliable, flavorful, and always welcome when the lights go low.

What is Distillate?

Distillate is a concentrated form of hemp or cannabis extract that isolates cannabinoids and strips away plant material. When blended with terpenes like those in Granddaddy Purple, it delivers targeted flavor and effects in a clean, potent format ready for vaping or dabbing.

Candyland – Golden Spark, Creative Lift

Sweet, Spicy, and Full of Energy

Candyland Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 26.82%

• Effects: Energized, talkative, mentally bright

• Terpene Profile: Sweet earth, vanilla spice, light pine

Candyland is pure daytime joy — a golden-hued hybrid (bred from Granddaddy Purple x Platinum Cookies) that brings sugary spice and an energetic head high to the table.

Its aroma is sweet but grounded — think warm earth, vanilla bean, and subtle pine. The flavor echoes that, with creamy cookie notes and a gently spicy backend.

The effects are bright and social — great for conversation, creative work, or getting things done with a grin. Uplifting without the jitters, smooth without the slump.

Candyland is your go-to for daytime sparkle — sweet enough to please, strong enough to matter.

Z41 – Loud Flavor, Laced Precision

A Technicolor Head Trip with a Sweet Sneer

Z41 Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.75%

• Effects: Euphoric, mind-expanding, calming but alert

• Terpene Profile: Candy gas, fruity funk, Zkittlez zest

Z41 is the lovechild of Zkittlez x Gelato 41, and it shows — all flash, no filler. A vivid fusion of candy-sweetness and gassy depth, this hybrid doesn’t just slap, it glides in with a vibrant, fruit-forward funk and a stealthy cerebral hit.

The flavor leans hard into dessert territory — bright, tropical candy on the inhale, followed by creamy fuel and sour fruit peel on the exhale. It’s unmistakable, loud, and weirdly elegant.

Expect a euphoric lift that clears mental fog, paired with a smooth body buzz that keeps you grounded without killing your vibe. Perfect for social nights, creative flow, or just zoning out in style.

Z41 is designer weed with underground attitude — colorful, potent, and engineered for impact.

Tangie – Citrus Snap, Daydream Drive

Bright Sativa with West Coast Soul

Tangie Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.50%

• Effects: Uplifted, creative, clear-headed

• Terpene Profile: Tangerine peel, sweet earth, tropical haze

Tangie is sunshine in flower form. This California-born sativa is known for its unmistakable citrus aroma and electric energy — a go-to for artists, adventurers, and anyone looking to add a little zest to their day.

The terpene profile is pure orange grove: juicy tangerine peel, hints of mango, and earthy haze undertones. It smells like summer and hits like a splash of fresh juice to the brain — zippy, creative, and crystal clear.

Perfect for mornings, active days, or sparking fresh ideas, Tangie delivers a flavorful boost that lifts your mood and keeps you moving. A citrus classic that never goes out of style.

Zoap – Clean Hit, Chromatic High

Technicolor Flavor with a Smooth, Balanced Lift

Zoap Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.32%

• Effects: Euphoric, calm, mentally crisp

• Terpene Profile: Floral candy, soapy citrus, creamy gas

Zoap is the definition of clean fire — a balanced hybrid that delivers a sensory experience as vibrant and smooth as its name suggests. Born from Rainbow Sherbet and Pink Guava, this strain fuses exotic genetics into one colorful, crystal-coated powerhouse.

The aroma is wild and unforgettable: a bright blend of floral candy, citrus zest, and that unmistakable “soapy” sweetness that gives Zoap its name. On the exhale, you’ll catch creamy fuel notes and a lingering fruit glaze that keeps you coming back.

The high is polished and well-rounded — a gentle cerebral lift paired with full-body calm. It’s mood-boosting without being racy, chill without couchlock. Ideal for social sessions, low-key creative work, or just vibing in your own lane.

Zoap is modern, complex, and refreshingly different — a standout in both flavor and feel.