THCA

Super Boof – Loud Flavor, Louder Vibes

Zesty, Zingy, and Built for a Good Time

Super Boof Strain Details:

• Type: Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 23.28%

• Effects: Giggly, focused, creative, euphoric

• Terpene Profile: Grapefruit zing, citrus brightness, sweet orange finish

Super Boof doesn’t just show up — it kicks the door down with a citrus blast and a smile on its face. A high-energy hybrid born from Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies, this strain is a flavor-packed firecracker that turns the volume up on everything you love about cannabis.

From the first whiff, Super Boof lets you know it’s here to party. Bold grapefruit tang, sharp orange zest, and tropical citrus swirl together like a fruit smoothie with attitude. The taste is just as electric — juicy, tart, and just a little wild.

The effects come in hot: euphoria meets laser-sharp focus, all wrapped in a bubbly, giggle-inducing high that makes everything a little brighter and a lot more fun. Whether you’re sparking creativity, diving into conversation, or just trying to feel good, Super Boof delivers with zest.

Hindu Kush – Ancient Calm, Timeless Strength

The Landrace Legend That Grounds You Instantly

Hindu Kush Strain Details:

• Type: Pure Indica

• Total Cannabinoids: 30.17%

• Effects: Deeply relaxing, meditative, body-heavy

• Terpene Profile: Earthy pine, sandalwood, sweet spice

Hindu Kush is a foundational strain — a pure indica born in the harsh terrain between Afghanistan and Pakistan. It’s known for its resin-rich buds, tranquil energy, and deeply rooted calm.

The aroma is rich and grounding, with dominant notes of pine and sandalwood, layered with a soft, sweet spice. It's earthy, aromatic, and unmistakably old school.

Expect a steady, full-body high that eases you into stillness. It melts away stress and noise, bringing clarity without stimulation. Perfect for evenings, solitude, or anytime you need a real reset.

Hindu Kush isn’t trendy — it’s eternal. Pure, potent, and as steady as the mountains it came from.

Pink Lemonade – Citrus Pop, Sativa Snap

A Bright Burst with a Tart Twist

Pink Lemonade Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 34.85%

• Effects: Uplifting, energizing, light-body calm

• Terpene Profile: Tangy citrus, sweet berry, herbal lemon zest

Pink Lemonade lives up to its name — bright, zesty, and perfect for a daytime spark. A sativa-dominant hybrid (often traced to Lemon Skunk x Purple Kush), this strain is a liquid sunshine kind of smoke with sweet-tart energy.

Expect a nose full of lemon candy, berry syrup, and faint skunky herbs. The flavor rides the same wave: citrus upfront, followed by a cooling herbal finish.

The high is fresh and social — light, happy, and clean-headed with just a hint of body relaxation to keep things grounded. Great for daytime hangs, outdoor vibes, or just shaking off a heavy mood.

Pink Lemonade is a flavorful pick-me-up — no crash, no couchlock, just good vibes on tap.

White Bubble Gum Gelato – Playful Punch, Icy Sweet

Sugar-Coated Bliss with a Knockout Center

White Bubble Gum Gelato Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 32.77%

• Effects: Happy, relaxed, hazy euphoria

• Terpene Profile: Sweet cream, bubblegum candy, light gas

White Bubble Gum Gelato is a dessert strain with bite — a frosty, flavor-packed cross of White Runtz x Bubble Gum Gelato. It brings creamy sweetness and nostalgic candy notes to the front, but don’t let the sugar fool you — this one hits.

The nose is like opening a fresh pack of bubble gum with a backdrop of creamy fuel. The flavor follows through with soft vanilla, fruity candy, and a faint gas on the backend.

High-wise, expect a mellow euphoria that smooths over the day’s edges — giggly, slow-motion vibes with a weightless body float. It’s soft around the edges but lands with real power.

Playful, pretty, and potent — White Bubble Gum Gelato is a sugar rush you’ll want on repeat.

Malawi Gold – Ancient Sativa, Golden Buzz

Landrace Energy from the Heart of Africa

Malawi Gold Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa (Landrace)

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.12%

• Effects: Energizing, cerebral, clear-headed, creative

• Terpene Profile: Spicy citrus, tropical fruit, earthy herbs

Malawi Gold is one of the rare true landrace strains still available today — a legendary sativa straight from the highlands of Malawi in southeastern Africa. Grown for generations in its native soil, this is cannabis in its purest, most uncut form.

The aroma is wild and vibrant: spicy citrus, hints of tropical fruit, and that sun-drenched earthiness unique to African sativas. The flavor follows through with an herbal kick and a smooth, peppery finish.

Effects are all head — creative, energizing, and euphoric without being overwhelming. If you’re seeking a clear-minded, focused high with a rich cultural history behind it, Malawi Gold is golden indeed.

Granddaddy Purple – Grape, Gas, and Deep Chill

A Classic Indica With That Signature GDP Funk

Granddaddy Purple Distillate Details:

• Type: Indica

• Effects: Calm, soothing, nighttime-ready

• Terpene Profile: Grape candy, earthy, sweet fuel

GDP is a heavy-hitter with a reputation for rich flavor and a deep, calming experience. The grape-forward aroma is layered with earthy, fuel-like undertones that linger long after the exhale.

This indica concentrate is often associated with nighttime use, stillness, or simply unwinding after a long day. It’s not overpowering — just deeply grounding and soothing in all the right ways.

A true throwback strain that still hits modern expectations, Granddaddy Purple is reliable, flavorful, and always welcome when the lights go low.

What is Distillate?

Distillate is a concentrated form of hemp or cannabis extract that isolates cannabinoids and strips away plant material. When blended with terpenes like those in Granddaddy Purple, it delivers targeted flavor and effects in a clean, potent format ready for vaping or dabbing.

Critical – Fast Relief, Smooth Recovery

Big Yields, Bold Effects, and Zero Fuss

Critical Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.20%

• Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, mentally clear

• Terpene Profile: Sweet citrus, skunky diesel, herbal undertones

Critical is all about results. This indica-leaning hybrid is known for its quick onset, generous production, and calming effects that don’t cloud the mind.

Its aroma leads with sweet citrus and classic diesel, grounded by soft herbal notes that round out the sharpness. Bold but never overwhelming.

The high comes on fast — first lifting the mood, then easing the body into a steady, functional calm. Great for stress relief, post-work sessions, or any time you want to slow down without checking out.

Critical is a go-to for a reason. Strong, balanced, and always dependable.

Gelato Cream – Sweet Dreams, Smooth Landing

Dessert-Like Chill with a Silky Finish

Gelato Cream Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 20.65%

• Effects: Relaxed, blissful, mentally calm

• Terpene Profile: Creamy vanilla, sweet berries, light floral earth

Gelato Cream is dessert for your nervous system. While the exact cross may vary, this creamy cousin of the Gelato family brings the smooth, sweet flavors you’d expect — with a mellow, full-body high that tastes as good as it feels.

The terpene profile is indulgent: vanilla bean, sweet berries, and a touch of floral earth, making for a flavor that’s rich but not overpowering. It's like your favorite scoop of gelato after a long day — chill, satisfying, and seriously mood-lifting.

The effects are calm and cozy: a light head high for mental ease, followed by a slow body melt that won't knock you out but might make you consider a nap. Perfect for winding down or upgrading your evening.

Gary Payton – Game Face On, Chill Mode Engaged

Balanced, Bold, and Always in Control

Gary Payton Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.48%

• Effects: Uplifted, focused, relaxed, sociable

• Terpene Profile: Gassy diesel, sweet herbal, slight cookie funk

Named after the NBA legend himself, Gary Payton brings top-shelf performance with balanced, buzzy effects that hit like a slam dunk. This hybrid doesn't lean too far in either direction — it’s just smooth, versatile, and potent.

The aroma is loud and layered: sweet herbal notes, a cookie-like backbone, and plenty of gas up front. The smoke is rich and flavorful, with just enough bite to keep things interesting.

Whether you're running errands, working on creative projects, or just vibing with friends, Gary Payton keeps your head clear and your mood elevated. No couch-lock here — just MVP-level energy with a calm baseline.

Blue Zookies – Chill Precision, Berry-Backed Bliss

Hybrid Harmony with a Sweet Punch and a Smooth Fade

Blue Zookies Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.58%

• Effects: Calm, uplifted, mentally clear

• Terpene Profile: Blueberry muffin, sweet gas, cookie dough

Blue Zookies is the best of both worlds — a perfectly balanced hybrid that brings calm focus and smooth euphoria with every hit. Born from the powerhouse combo of Blue Cookies and Animal Mints, this strain delivers a layered experience: flavorful, functional, and deeply satisfying.

The nose is unmistakable — fresh-baked blueberry muffins straight out of the oven, with a twist of creamy cookie dough and a touch of gassy funk that lingers on the finish. It’s dessert for the senses, but the high is far from couch-bound.

Expect a mellow body relaxation paired with clear-headed positivity. Ideal for creative work, chill sessions, or evening hangs when you want to unwind without checking out. Blue Zookies is the sweet spot — where flavor, balance, and bliss all meet.

Candyland – Golden Spark, Creative Lift

Sweet, Spicy, and Full of Energy

Candyland Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 26.82%

• Effects: Energized, talkative, mentally bright

• Terpene Profile: Sweet earth, vanilla spice, light pine

Candyland is pure daytime joy — a golden-hued hybrid (bred from Granddaddy Purple x Platinum Cookies) that brings sugary spice and an energetic head high to the table.

Its aroma is sweet but grounded — think warm earth, vanilla bean, and subtle pine. The flavor echoes that, with creamy cookie notes and a gently spicy backend.

The effects are bright and social — great for conversation, creative work, or getting things done with a grin. Uplifting without the jitters, smooth without the slump.

Candyland is your go-to for daytime sparkle — sweet enough to please, strong enough to matter.

Pink Rozay – Rosé Vibes, Indica Depth

Pretty, Potent, and Surprisingly Heavy

Pink Rozay Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.75%

• Effects: Euphoric, body-heavy, dreamy

• Terpene Profile: Berries, floral wine, sweet citrus, earthy undertones

Don’t let the glam name fool you — Pink Rozay is more than a pretty face. This indica-dominant hybrid brings elegant flavor and full-bodied effects, making it a luxurious smoke with real weight behind it.

You’ll taste a bouquet of fruity berry and citrus with floral wine-like notes and a rich, earthy base. It’s smooth, sweet, and smells just as good as it looks.

The high hits fast with a bubbly euphoria, then slowly melts into a dreamy body high that lingers. Ideal for laid-back evenings, candle-lit unwinds, or anytime you want to elevate your chill with a little extra style.

Apple Fritter – Baked-In Bliss, No Oven Required

Sweet, Sticky, and Surprisingly Strong

Apple Fritter Strain Details:

• Type: True Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 23.47%

• Effects: Relaxed, tingly, giggly

• Terpene Profile: Sweet apple, melted butter, funky cheese with earthy undertones

Don’t let the dessert-like name fool you — Apple Fritter hits harder than your average pastry. A deliciously potent hybrid believed to come from Sour Apple and Animal Cookies, this strain serves up balanced effects wrapped in a bakery-fresh flavor profile that’s both sweet and savory.

You’ll catch the scent first: crisp apples sautéed in butter, with a funky cheese note that gives it depth and richness. The flavor follows through with a surprising sweetness, grounded by earthy undertones that make each puff feel indulgent and smooth. If comfort food had a cannabis counterpart, this would be it.

The high starts with a wave of calm and a subtle body tingle, then flips the switch into a giggly, elevated state of mind. Whether you’re chilling with friends, zoning out to music, or just vibing with your own thoughts, Apple Fritter turns every moment into a mood. It’s the perfect recipe for sweet relief — no baking skills required.

Pure Michigan – All-American, All-Relaxing

The Wolverine State’s Finest Escape

Pure Michigan Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.48%

• Effects: Relaxing, focused, uplifting, body buzz

• Terpene Profile: Earthy, citrus, sweet floral, diesel

Pure Michigan is a strain as bold and diverse as the state it’s named after. A balanced hybrid, it brings together the best of both worlds: uplifting, cerebral effects with a soothing, relaxing body buzz that helps take the edge off without locking you in place.

On the nose, you’ll catch earthy diesel notes, layered with a citrusy kick and a faint sweet floral undertone. It’s smooth and refreshing, a bit like a walk through Michigan’s great outdoors, if you could smell cannabis.

Perfect for an afternoon hangout or creative session, Pure Michigan lifts your mood and sharpens your focus while providing just the right level of body relaxation. Whether you’re tackling a project or just unwinding, this strain delivers balanced, elevated vibes.

Purple Certz – Grape Gas, Velvet Control

Smooth Burn with a Quiet Flex

Purple Certz Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.99%

• Effects: Relaxed, focused, smooth euphoria

• Terpene Profile: Grape candy, creamy gas, floral spice

Purple Certz is polished and potent — a high-end hybrid that pairs loud flavor with a laid-back headspace. A cross of The Menthol x Grape Gasoline, this one delivers clean, grape-forward funk with just enough edge to keep you guessing.

On the nose, expect a deep purple sweetness with hints of mint, gas, and floral spice. The inhale is smooth and candy-like, while the exhale drifts into creamy grape diesel territory.

The high is mentally clear yet physically soothing — a calm, collected vibe that’s great for creative focus, social settings, or just dialing everything down a notch.

Purple Certz doesn’t try too hard. It just hits different — low-key luxury in purple packaging.

Blizzard Berry – Wild Flavor, Brainstorm Weather

Fruity Funk with a Creative Forecast

Blizzard Berry Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 17.93%

• Effects: Energetic, creative, euphoric

• Terpene Profile: Juicy berry, funky cheese, bold skunk

Blizzard Berry doesn’t tiptoe in — it blows through like a fruit-scented storm, leaving creativity and good vibes in its wake. While its genetic lineage is a bit of a mystery, its effects speak loud and clear: this is your go-to strain for energy, euphoria, and bursts of imaginative brilliance.

The flavor is where things get wild. Imagine ripe berries rolled in funky cheese and kissed with a hint of classic skunk — not for the faint of nose, but a total flavor adventure for fans of the bold and bizarre. It’s a sweet-and-savory whirlwind that hits your taste buds as hard as it hits your brain.

Ideal for sparking ideas, starting new projects, or just breaking out of a mental fog, Blizzard Berry turns up the dial on energy and turns your day into a canvas. When it’s time to shake things up and blow the cobwebs out, light up the storm.

Grape Gas – Sweet Fuel, Smooth Lift-Off

Purple Candy Meets Premium Octane

Grape Gas Strain Details:

• Type: Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.74%

• Effects: Euphoric, creative, calm

• Terpene Profile: Grape candy, diesel, citrusy funk

Grape Gas is what happens when candy shop sweetness crashes into a gas station — and somehow, it works. A head-turning hybrid often bred from Grape Pie, Jet Fuel Gelato, or similar lineages, this strain brings explosive flavor and a balanced high that hits both the body and mind.

The nose is loud: juicy grape candy with an unmistakable diesel backbone and a splash of citrus on the tail end. It’s sweet, funky, and just a little wild — the kind of flavor that sticks with you (literally and figuratively).

Expect a wave of creative energy and euphoria up front, followed by a mellowed-out sense of calm that doesn't kill your motivation. Grape Gas is a flavorful way to fuel your day — or float through your evening with style.

Z41 – Loud Flavor, Laced Precision

A Technicolor Head Trip with a Sweet Sneer

Z41 Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.75%

• Effects: Euphoric, mind-expanding, calming but alert

• Terpene Profile: Candy gas, fruity funk, Zkittlez zest

Z41 is the lovechild of Zkittlez x Gelato 41, and it shows — all flash, no filler. A vivid fusion of candy-sweetness and gassy depth, this hybrid doesn’t just slap, it glides in with a vibrant, fruit-forward funk and a stealthy cerebral hit.

The flavor leans hard into dessert territory — bright, tropical candy on the inhale, followed by creamy fuel and sour fruit peel on the exhale. It’s unmistakable, loud, and weirdly elegant.

Expect a euphoric lift that clears mental fog, paired with a smooth body buzz that keeps you grounded without killing your vibe. Perfect for social nights, creative flow, or just zoning out in style.

Z41 is designer weed with underground attitude — colorful, potent, and engineered for impact.