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Trainwreck – Chaos Controlled, Creativity Unleashed

A Blazing Fast High with Legendary Impact

Trainwreck Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 19.67%

• Effects: Euphoric, energetic, creative rush

• Terpene Profile: Pine, lemon zest, sharp menthol

Don’t let the name fool you — Trainwreck isn’t here to derail your day, but to launch it into overdrive. A storied blend of Mexican, Thai, and Afghani genetics, this hybrid hits fast and hard, bringing an electrifying euphoria that fuels creativity and motivation.

The scent? Sharp and exhilarating. Piney with a blast of lemon and a crisp menthol finish, it’s like breathing in a high-voltage mountain breeze. One hit and the gears start turning — ideas spark, laughter flows, and the world suddenly feels wide open.

This is a strain for adventurers, innovators, and anyone looking to shake off the mundane. With Trainwreck, expect high-speed thinking, intense engagement, and an unforgettable ride.

Uncle Snoop – Laid-Back Royalty, G-Funk Vibes

Smooth, Soulful, and California Cool

Uncle Snoop Strain Details:

• Type: Indica Dominant

• Total Cannabinoids: 33.07%

• Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, stress-melting

• Terpene Profile: Grape, skunky diesel, lavender haze

As legendary as the man himself, Uncle Snoop is a laid-back indica with West Coast swagger. This strain hits with smooth, soulful energy — like a lowrider cruise through a Cali sunset. Expect deep relaxation, mellow euphoria, and an unmistakable air of cool.

The aroma is rich and nostalgic: sweet grape notes mix with funky diesel and a touch of herbal lavender. The flavor? Classic — just like your favorite track from the golden era of hip-hop.

Whether you’re unwinding after a long day, vibing with your crew, or just soaking up some solo time, Uncle Snoop brings the kind of high that turns downtime into prime time. Stay lifted, stay legendary.

Gov. Oasis – Power Calm, Presidential Flavor

Luxury Loud with a Calm Command

Gov. Oasis Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 17.90%

• Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, steady focus

• Terpene Profile: Pineapple kush, diesel funk, sweet herbs

Gov. Oasis is the kind of strain that rolls in with authority. This indica-dominant hybrid offers a deeply calming high without putting your mind to sleep — think power suit energy with a tropical breeze. It’s cool, collected, and in control.

The nose brings funky diesel layered with hints of overripe pineapple and sweet green herbs — rich, loud, and complex. The high follows suit: a wave of smooth relaxation, but with a clear, centered mind that knows exactly where it's going.

Whether you're kicking back or holding court, Gov. Oasis makes sure you do it in style — with presence, poise, and potent flavor. Command the vibe, don’t chase it.

Zoap – Clean Hit, Chromatic High

Technicolor Flavor with a Smooth, Balanced Lift

Zoap Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.32%

• Effects: Euphoric, calm, mentally crisp

• Terpene Profile: Floral candy, soapy citrus, creamy gas

Zoap is the definition of clean fire — a balanced hybrid that delivers a sensory experience as vibrant and smooth as its name suggests. Born from Rainbow Sherbet and Pink Guava, this strain fuses exotic genetics into one colorful, crystal-coated powerhouse.

The aroma is wild and unforgettable: a bright blend of floral candy, citrus zest, and that unmistakable “soapy” sweetness that gives Zoap its name. On the exhale, you’ll catch creamy fuel notes and a lingering fruit glaze that keeps you coming back.

The high is polished and well-rounded — a gentle cerebral lift paired with full-body calm. It’s mood-boosting without being racy, chill without couchlock. Ideal for social sessions, low-key creative work, or just vibing in your own lane.

Zoap is modern, complex, and refreshingly different — a standout in both flavor and feel.

Tangie – Citrus Snap, Daydream Drive

Bright Sativa with West Coast Soul

Tangie Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.50%

• Effects: Uplifted, creative, clear-headed

• Terpene Profile: Tangerine peel, sweet earth, tropical haze

Tangie is sunshine in flower form. This California-born sativa is known for its unmistakable citrus aroma and electric energy — a go-to for artists, adventurers, and anyone looking to add a little zest to their day.

The terpene profile is pure orange grove: juicy tangerine peel, hints of mango, and earthy haze undertones. It smells like summer and hits like a splash of fresh juice to the brain — zippy, creative, and crystal clear.

Perfect for mornings, active days, or sparking fresh ideas, Tangie delivers a flavorful boost that lifts your mood and keeps you moving. A citrus classic that never goes out of style.

No Diddy – Ultra Quiet, Heavy Hit

Loud Flavor, Silent Fade

No Diddy Strain Details:

• Type: Indica

• Total Cannabinoids: 28.61%

• Effects: Sedative, euphoric, mentally foggy

• Terpene Profile: OG musk, sour grape, earthy kush

No Diddy doesn’t come to play — it comes to turn the lights out. This heavy-hitting indica is all about shutting down the static, turning down the noise, and getting deep into chill mode. Loud in aroma, quiet in mind.

The flavor is straight gas with a sour grape twist — musky, earthy, and dank with an OG backbone. The effects hit fast and hard: mental fog, full-body calm, and a drifting sense of weightlessness that says “goodnight” before you know it.

This one’s for late nights, deep decompressing, or those moments when you want the world to disappear. With No Diddy, it’s lights out — no entourage needed.

Gushers – Candy Gas, Full Body Vibes

Fruit-Forward Hybrid with a Slow-Melting Glow

Gushers Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.38%

• Effects: Relaxed, tingly, blissed-out

• Terpene Profile: Tropical fruit candy, creamy fuel, grape peel

Named after the iconic fruit snack, Gushers hits with a burst of juicy flavor and a high that melts into every inch of your body. This hybrid leans indica, making it perfect for winding down while still staying alert enough to enjoy the ride.

Expect a tropical fruit explosion on the inhale — think mango, guava, and grape — followed by a creamy, gassy finish that sticks to your palate. The high begins with a heady lift before slowly wrapping you in a warm, relaxed glow.

Gushers is ideal for creative downtime, vibey conversations, or just letting go of the day. Flavorful, smooth, and undeniably chill.

Carbon Fiber – Dark Luxury, Stealth Power

Smooth, Sophisticated, and Built to Hit

Carbon Fiber Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 16.38%

• Effects: Relaxed, mentally mellow, deeply grounding

• Terpene Profile: Peppery gelato, earthy gas, sweet pine

Carbon Fiber is sleek, dense, and engineered for impact — a high-performance hybrid with a rich terpene profile and a high that hits with stealthy precision. Born from a top-shelf trio (Cookies & Cream x Grape Pie x Biscotti), it’s the kind of strain that oozes premium appeal from the first spark.

The flavor is refined and layered — earthy gas upfront, with sweet pine and spicy gelato notes rolling through on the exhale. It's complex, bold, and slightly mysterious — just like its name.

Effects lean toward the indica side: body calm, slowed thoughts, and a relaxing weight that smooths out your mood without putting you to sleep. Great for decompressing, resetting, or easing into the night with style.

Carbon Fiber doesn’t make noise — it makes an impression. Quiet luxury in cannabis form.

Z41 – Loud Flavor, Laced Precision

A Technicolor Head Trip with a Sweet Sneer

Z41 Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 18.75%

• Effects: Euphoric, mind-expanding, calming but alert

• Terpene Profile: Candy gas, fruity funk, Zkittlez zest

Z41 is the lovechild of Zkittlez x Gelato 41, and it shows — all flash, no filler. A vivid fusion of candy-sweetness and gassy depth, this hybrid doesn’t just slap, it glides in with a vibrant, fruit-forward funk and a stealthy cerebral hit.

The flavor leans hard into dessert territory — bright, tropical candy on the inhale, followed by creamy fuel and sour fruit peel on the exhale. It’s unmistakable, loud, and weirdly elegant.

Expect a euphoric lift that clears mental fog, paired with a smooth body buzz that keeps you grounded without killing your vibe. Perfect for social nights, creative flow, or just zoning out in style.

Z41 is designer weed with underground attitude — colorful, potent, and engineered for impact.

White Bubble Gum Gelato – Playful Punch, Icy Sweet

Sugar-Coated Bliss with a Knockout Center

White Bubble Gum Gelato Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 32.77%

• Effects: Happy, relaxed, hazy euphoria

• Terpene Profile: Sweet cream, bubblegum candy, light gas

White Bubble Gum Gelato is a dessert strain with bite — a frosty, flavor-packed cross of White Runtz x Bubble Gum Gelato. It brings creamy sweetness and nostalgic candy notes to the front, but don’t let the sugar fool you — this one hits.

The nose is like opening a fresh pack of bubble gum with a backdrop of creamy fuel. The flavor follows through with soft vanilla, fruity candy, and a faint gas on the backend.

High-wise, expect a mellow euphoria that smooths over the day’s edges — giggly, slow-motion vibes with a weightless body float. It’s soft around the edges but lands with real power.

Playful, pretty, and potent — White Bubble Gum Gelato is a sugar rush you’ll want on repeat.

White Widow – Classic Clarity, Timeless Chill

The Legend That Still Hits Like Day One

White Widow Strain Details:

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 25.72%
  

• Effects: Uplifting, clear-headed, sociable

• Terpene Profile: Earthy pine, herbal spice, subtle citrus

White Widow is legacy cannabis — a '90s-born icon that built its rep on potency, flavor, and clarity. A cross of Brazilian sativa x South Indian indica, it's balanced, reliable, and still surprisingly loud.

The flavor is earthy and herbal, with notes of pine and spice that linger on the tongue. Classic, clean, and satisfying.

Its high is what made it famous — a cerebral buzz that kicks in quickly, sharpening your focus and mood without pushing you over the edge. Perfect for daytime sessions, creative work, or a chatty evening with friends.

White Widow isn’t just old school — it’s eternal. Consistent, versatile, and always down to spark things up.

Purple Certz – Grape Gas, Velvet Control

Smooth Burn with a Quiet Flex

Purple Certz Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 21.99%

• Effects: Relaxed, focused, smooth euphoria

• Terpene Profile: Grape candy, creamy gas, floral spice

Purple Certz is polished and potent — a high-end hybrid that pairs loud flavor with a laid-back headspace. A cross of The Menthol x Grape Gasoline, this one delivers clean, grape-forward funk with just enough edge to keep you guessing.

On the nose, expect a deep purple sweetness with hints of mint, gas, and floral spice. The inhale is smooth and candy-like, while the exhale drifts into creamy grape diesel territory.

The high is mentally clear yet physically soothing — a calm, collected vibe that’s great for creative focus, social settings, or just dialing everything down a notch.

Purple Certz doesn’t try too hard. It just hits different — low-key luxury in purple packaging.

Blue Dream – West Coast Classic, Cloud Nine Vibes

Effortless Balance with Icon Energy

Blue Dream Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 31.43%

• Effects: Euphoric, creative, relaxed clarity

• Terpene Profile: Sweet berry, herbal haze, earthy pine

Blue Dream is legendary for a reason. A cross of Blueberry x Haze, this strain brings best-of-both-worlds energy: uplifting, smooth, and easygoing, with a berry-sweet profile that made it a California staple.

The flavor is clean and dreamy — ripe blueberry on the inhale, with herbal haze and gentle pine on the exhale. Smooth smoke, full flavor, zero harshness.

Expect a cerebral lift that clears your mind and boosts your mood, with a body buzz that stays light and functional. Ideal for a midday reset, creative session, or chilled-out productivity.

Blue Dream isn’t just famous — it’s dependable. Balanced, flavorful, and endlessly versatile.

Candyland – Golden Spark, Creative Lift

Sweet, Spicy, and Full of Energy

Candyland Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 26.82%

• Effects: Energized, talkative, mentally bright

• Terpene Profile: Sweet earth, vanilla spice, light pine

Candyland is pure daytime joy — a golden-hued hybrid (bred from Granddaddy Purple x Platinum Cookies) that brings sugary spice and an energetic head high to the table.

Its aroma is sweet but grounded — think warm earth, vanilla bean, and subtle pine. The flavor echoes that, with creamy cookie notes and a gently spicy backend.

The effects are bright and social — great for conversation, creative work, or getting things done with a grin. Uplifting without the jitters, smooth without the slump.

Candyland is your go-to for daytime sparkle — sweet enough to please, strong enough to matter.

Pink Lemonade – Citrus Pop, Sativa Snap

A Bright Burst with a Tart Twist

Pink Lemonade Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 34.85%

• Effects: Uplifting, energizing, light-body calm

• Terpene Profile: Tangy citrus, sweet berry, herbal lemon zest

Pink Lemonade lives up to its name — bright, zesty, and perfect for a daytime spark. A sativa-dominant hybrid (often traced to Lemon Skunk x Purple Kush), this strain is a liquid sunshine kind of smoke with sweet-tart energy.

Expect a nose full of lemon candy, berry syrup, and faint skunky herbs. The flavor rides the same wave: citrus upfront, followed by a cooling herbal finish.

The high is fresh and social — light, happy, and clean-headed with just a hint of body relaxation to keep things grounded. Great for daytime hangs, outdoor vibes, or just shaking off a heavy mood.

Pink Lemonade is a flavorful pick-me-up — no crash, no couchlock, just good vibes on tap.

Black Cherry Soda – Velvet Funk, Purple Pleasure

Sweet Darkness in a Sparkling Package

Black Cherry Soda Strain Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.40%

• Effects: Uplifted, fizzy head high, lightly relaxing

• Terpene Profile: Tart berry, grape soda, floral gas

Black Cherry Soda is a throwback with flavor to spare — a sativa-dominant hybrid known for its gorgeous purple hues and sparkling cherry-cola profile. Visually stunning, sweet-smelling, and deceptively smooth.

The flavor is unmistakable: fizzy dark berries, floral notes, and a slightly gassy aftertaste that keeps it grounded. It’s a nostalgic taste with a grown-up twist.

The effects? Light, upbeat, and bubbly — perfect for daytime elevation or creative headspace. While it won’t floor you, it brings a fizzy lift that can melt away stress without turning you sluggish.

Black Cherry Soda is for those who like their cannabis flavorful, functional, and undeniably pretty.

Critical – Fast Relief, Smooth Recovery

Big Yields, Bold Effects, and Zero Fuss

Critical Strain Details:

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Total Cannabinoids: 24.20%

• Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, mentally clear

• Terpene Profile: Sweet citrus, skunky diesel, herbal undertones

Critical is all about results. This indica-leaning hybrid is known for its quick onset, generous production, and calming effects that don’t cloud the mind.

Its aroma leads with sweet citrus and classic diesel, grounded by soft herbal notes that round out the sharpness. Bold but never overwhelming.

The high comes on fast — first lifting the mood, then easing the body into a steady, functional calm. Great for stress relief, post-work sessions, or any time you want to slow down without checking out.

Critical is a go-to for a reason. Strong, balanced, and always dependable.

Clementine – Citrus Twist, Clean Lift

Bright, Juicy, and Easy to Love

Clementine Distillate Details:

• Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

• Effects: Energized, clear-headed, happy

• Terpene Profile: Earthy pine, sandalwood, sweet spice

Clementine is like a fresh-squeezed hit of sunshine in concentrate form. With a sweet citrus aroma and crisp, juicy flavor, it’s a favorite for daytime or when you’re looking to keep things light and lifted.

Known for its clear-headed and energizing qualities, Clementine works well in a morning rotation or when you’re trying to stay sharp without overdoing it.

What is Distillate?

Distillate is a concentrated form of hemp or cannabis extract that isolates cannabinoids and strips away plant material. When blended with terpenes like those in Clementine, it delivers targeted flavor and effects in a clean, potent format ready for vaping or dabbing.